Sunday, January 15, 2006

The Jedi Ten Commandments

1) Thou shalt beware of the dark side
2) Thou shalt not kiss your sister
3) Thou shalt not kill where chopping off a hand would achieve the same goal
4) Thou shalt not give in to hate
5) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s lightsaber
6) Thou shalt honor thy father and thy mother, unless your father turns out to be an evil dark lord
7) Thou shalt stay on target
8)Thou shalt not use a targeting computer
9) Thou shalt let the wookie win
10) Thou shalt use the force for defense and knowledge and never for attack

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